{"product_id":"not-special-just-an-asshole-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro®-brand-hook-backing","title":"Not Special, Just An Asshole Funny Morale Patch, 2x3\" | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people like to think they are misunderstood. Others are a little more self-aware. The “Not Special, Just An Asshole” embroidered morale patch skips the excuses and gets straight to the point with a blunt, sarcastic message that does not need much interpretation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 2 x 3 inches, this rectangular morale patch features a black background with bold white and blue embroidery. “NOT SPECIAL” stands out across the top in white, while “JUST AN ASSHOLE” is emphasized underneath in bright blue, giving the punchline extra visual impact. The simple, high-contrast layout keeps the wording easy to read and lets the attitude carry the entire design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back features VELCRO® Brand hook fastener for quick attachment to compatible bags, packs, patch panels, gear, and patch walls. It fits naturally into collections built around sarcastic sayings, blunt humor, workplace jokes, and personality patches that do not bother sugarcoating anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach embroidered morale patch is made to order in Knoxville, Tennessee by JEK Supply \u0026amp; Printing. No special treatment required, apparently the explanation is already on the patch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JEK Services Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67626851401801,"sku":"JEKSP-NSJA-EMB-2X3","price":8.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/4671\/8537\/files\/Not_Special_Just_An_Asshole_Velcro_Morale_Patch.png?v=1791305877","url":"https:\/\/turnerstrades.shop\/products\/not-special-just-an-asshole-funny-morale-patch-2x3-made-in-usa-velcro%c2%ae-brand-hook-backing","provider":"Turners place","version":"1.0","type":"link"}